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Rogue warrior game6/12/2023 Marcinko stashes his book of scrotum euphemisms in one of his many surplus tactical pouches - I assume, based on his prolific use of sexual insults - and sets off to save the world from the newly missile-impervious Russia. This pisses off the pathologically surly Richard "Demo Shark Man of the Dick Delta" Marcinko, a seemingly Tourettes-suffering SEAL who goes all rogue warrior on his commanding officer while violently investigating ICBM production in North Korea. In the waning years of the Cold War, when the Soviet Union is presumably crippled with the arms race debt that led to its eventual democratization, someone in Moscow managed to cook up a functioning missile defense system. Every war game needs a really stupid story to assault the player with, and Rogue Warrior's is a doozy.
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